Helot

A beautiful ancient spartan boy

Jake is a helot

by PencilEater69 April 16, 2019

Helious

When you have a stroke and misspell Helios.

I misclicked! I was supposed to write Helios.

My mate is dumb, he wrote Helious instead of Helios.

by vGreatJoey January 17, 2021

hediot

A person that has reached a level of such extreme idiocy that the word idiot had to be altered to be able to fit thier description.

Matt and Dan are hediots.

by Joey Ritsma January 16, 2003

helotize

Verb (from ancient Spartan social terrminology): To reduce a population of formerly free peoples to serfdom, usually by means of military force, invasion, occupation, or annexation under political duress.

"Although not overtly stated in public, from the beginning the Nazi policy for the Eastern Occupied Territories was to helotize all Slavic peoples who were not immediately selected for extermination."

by Speedog December 28, 2009

Helios

A noob GFX artist who thinks he's the shit.

Helios: lol cream stfu, im proer than every1 here jsut every1 here ego is too big it's not my ego it's ur ego and ur attittudes and jealousy so stfu. and learn how to rate and vote for a sig damn dumb asses.

Crowd: -facepalm-

by Inked+ May 10, 2010

Helio

A phone service for social-networking whores. It has all the crap you usually don't need for a phone, e.g. Myspace Mobile, Instant messaging, web access, mp3 player, camera, etc.

(Helio advertisement)- "Don't call it a phone."

(Puzzled Consumer) - "Well what the hell am I supposed to call it?"

by wtf6969 August 3, 2007

Heliocentric Idiocracy

The act of believing century-old assumptions to be scientific laws only because that's what they were told.

Albert, this is Heliocentric Idiocracy, Michelson clearly showed no motion whatsoever.

by Aronanda April 25, 2017