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helga hot rock

an unusual and often painful massage method. the masseuse hits the persons back very hard while saying "Helga Hot Rock".
Joe: Hey you want a massage?

Tim: Sure! Just don't helga hot rock me!
by Toboggan Devil May 8, 2015
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Helga Hufflepuff

Warning; Excessive ammounts of fandom are required to comprehend this.

Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts over a thousand years ago, along with Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Her House was named Hufflepuff after her, people believe that it's the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass, but Hufflepuff is often under-estimated. Students from Hufflepuff are usually the most friendly and hard-working students.

Helga Hufflepuff's symbol was the badger, as Ravenclaw's was the raven, Gryffindor's was the lion, and Slytherin's was the serpent.

SPOILER ALERT-

Hufflepuff had a cup that was passed down through the generations to a woman named Hepzibah Smith. Tom Riddle killed her, confunded her house-elf into believing it poisoned her cocoa, and stole the cup. Riddle then turned it into a Horcrux.
Students from Helga Hufflepuff's house kick ass.
by mary-mary June 9, 2009
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Helga Waffle

The act of expelling mast amount of waffles out of ones vagina.
by WitchDr_SL November 19, 2017
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helga the god

helga is the most beautiful god frog! follow her instagram and make her famous!
omg did you follow @helga_cult on instagram? they are so amazing and cool. helga the god should be worshipped
by helga_cult November 3, 2021
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Helga's

Hell good, really good, great, so good its helga's
Yo this shits helga's, the bread has to be Helga's because it tastes helga's
by Saltypirate23 September 7, 2020
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Helga and Olga

refers to the butt ugly twins or a name for boobs
also refers to characters in the popular kids' show, "Hey Arnold!"
Shannon B's boobs are named Helga and Olga
by lalalalalalal27511 October 24, 2010
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Helga Strong

An expression you use when someone is carrying something heavy, often catching them off guard in an unexpected moment. Used in awkward/funny moments.

Origin - created by Dani Grace from the Bay Area
*friend struggling to carry a heavy laundry basket down the stairs* “damn, helga strong”
by Popularized April 2, 2025
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