heinous ass jackal

A person who is annoying beyond belief.

Ian: I'm soo great
Terry: Shut it you heinous ass jackal

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

hecko gecko

what the frick frack slick slack

what the hecko gecko is this bitch wearing

by haljon September 2, 2017

heimo

When you need a wipe but don't have to shit, which is caused by having a dirty asshole.

There are three possible causes for the need:

1. You haven't wiped sufficiently
2. Your butt crack is sweaty
3. You made a fart poop

It is different than swamp ass as heimowing aims at easing discomfort in the internal butt crack, while swamp ass has this aim but for the external buttcrack; Heimowing is when you go for the good stuff.

Friend 1: Hey guys I'm just gonna run to the bathroom quickly. I'll be back in a few.
Friend 2: U taking a piss or crap?
Friend 1: Neither, I just need to heimo.

by rubentejada September 13, 2017

herkoff

A feminine version of "jerkoff", a female behaving in a manner which is difficult, obtuse, aggressive, entitled; generally like a jerk. Not whining or grumbling so much as actively causing a problem.

There are others here whose opinion is just as valid as yours; quit being a herkoff and listen up!

by doovinator July 27, 2018

Heioingi

The phrase Jormungandr says while he forcefully shoves a brick sized hammer five inches into your fucking torso completely fracturing your fucking ribcage which depletes all your stamina and leaves you completely exposed to a viking crackhead.

Warden: Im on full stamina time to attack.
Jormungandr: HEIOINGI
Warden: Where the fuck did it all go.

by ShlongusWongus August 28, 2020

most heinous

most non-excellent; bogus

That was most heinous.

by Alex Winter June 27, 2006

HeIIo

When you write Hello with i instead of l

SneakyTurtle: HeIIo
CptVision: hi
SneakyTurtle: I wrote heiio but with caps xD

by FatSeal January 5, 2022