hefer

A slang meaning toward a female. Usually implying that the person is mean or rude.

Dang, Krissy was rude acting like she owned the place. That hefer.

by connotationqueen May 21, 2015

Hefer

A fat female, usually of ages between 16 and 40-45. Comes from the name for a female cow which has not given birth yet.

Look at that hefer over there shovelling those chips/fries down her throat

by Wan Care December 9, 2008

Heffin' It Up

To live life as Hugh Hefner would. Enjoying the simple things in life, such as bitches, pools, and alcohol.

Since Bob Barker retired, he's been heffin' it up out on the west coast.

Man, I can't wait to quit this job, I'm gonna be heffin' it up 24/7.

by millerguy85 July 16, 2009

Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Heficate

Make love to a cow or fornicate with a heffer

I was looking to heficate last week but couldn't find a farm with cows

by Baconsoup16 October 19, 2017

Heleine

Awesome, beautiful, amazing and the best kind of person.

Everyone always wants to be friends with Heleine

by Idontlikebacon November 21, 2021

hefeweizen

The beer of Gods!! It is brewed by the Widmer Brothers. Its a golden unfiltered wheat beer that is truly cloudy and clearly superb. Even though it is only 4.7% alcohol it is still a great beer. Not for poor people.

I drink hefeweizen only when my dad buys it! It is good but expensive for my budget.

by cope30 June 11, 2006