Heeltard

1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball

2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television

3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason

"The night Carolina beat Duke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."

"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."

"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."

by Frabjousday April 2, 2009

heeling it

The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.

John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.

by fatsheldon April 22, 2009

Heelie

When the gentleman proceeds to rub the cooch and or vagina to make her wilderbeast sounds start to emit,

Ex: Laura loves when I heelie that coochy. Maybe she'll squirt like that ashquita chick

by Coochmaster98 June 18, 2017

Helia

A sexual deviant with the hottest rack around. You will take a look at her pink taco and dream of her the rest of your life. Likes glittery things and large penises not belonging to a family member .

Wow talk to her she is a total helia, her undercarriage must smell like roses.

by Mrs.rives August 26, 2012

Heelist

One who refuses to consume the heel (first and last slices) of a loaf of bread. This is due to the ignorant idea that the heel of the bread is inedible and is bereft of good taste.

Jimmy: Sally, do we have another loaf of bread?
Sally: Why?
Jimmy: Cause I just finished the last loaf.
Sally: No you didn't. There's the first and last pieces left.
Jimmy: Oh, I don't like those.
Sally: You heelist!

by Bread Equality October 29, 2011

heeliemo

An annoying kid aged 9-14 who skates on heelies in crowded public places and generally bumping into people on purpose and pissing them off eg. garden centres, P.E lessons, shopping centres, crowded highstreet, supermarkets, hospital corridors(yes they even go that far!)

Hey that heeliemo just knocked over an old lady

by mightybooshie October 13, 2007

heeling it down

In a large party house full of guys, toilet paper can be scarce, forcing the inhabitants to shower off after pooping. Laziness causes the guys to poop in the shower, coining the phrase, " heeling it down", pertaining to yesterday's top ramen and taco bell.

I really hate having to poop and then take a shower afterwards. "Heeling it down" saves a lot of time.

by mister kool November 6, 2012