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Chocolate Headphones 

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
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Musical Headphones

Like normal headphones, except more badass.
Person 1: Those headphones?
Person 2: Musical headphones, brutha!
Musical Headphones by BroMaster5 October 26, 2011

iPod headphones 

Similar to a pearl necklace where a man comes on a womans neck but this time its down the side of her head. Thus giving the impression of iPod headphones.
"Thanks for the pearl necklace Dave"

"No, problem babe. You can have some iPod headphones if you are quick on the reload and I dont get the flop"
iPod headphones by Pete845 January 15, 2008

headphones 

When a girl is giving head, or you are eating her out, and the person getting head, or eaten out, wraps their legs around the person's head.
Some girl was sucking me really good, so I gave that bitch headphones.

headphones 

Backstage on the set of movies, "headphones" means "titties".
"Damn, that girl has a serious set of headphones, and they're real too."

"Nice headphones."
headphones by Mixtape February 4, 2008

Magic Headphones 

When you've had so much to drink that even the song you hate is "oh man I love this song". Also know as beer muffs.
They played some shit music last night man, but got pissed up n the magic headphones made it alright
Magic Headphones by Bambii2K October 20, 2009

nigger headphones 

Tyrone! Quit wearing nigger headphones. Those headphones go on your ears not your cheeks you fucking retard.
nigger headphones by Anl Fister November 14, 2017