Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

by UrbanPhilly June 27, 2010

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I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.

She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!

by Burgi May 13, 2005

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Did you hear the crazy thunder?

A way to text someone to see if they’re awake and dtf. Literally translates to: “come fuck me.”

“Did you hear the crazy thunder?” “Yes, I’m on my way.”

by Bb623866 August 19, 2020

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Can You Hear My Echo?

My echo was loud but they couldn’t hear a thing. Deaf to the world.

How much will this keep sucking you in? I screamed louder than anything on Earth, but my echo was not heard. Deep inside your soul is a hole.

Can You Hear My Echo? Your eyes seem paralyzed, but you are still moving. You are deaf to everything around you. How can you be so blind? All I need is to clap. But you can’t understand. If only you did. It went over your head. Soon you will all be ..... dead.

(heeheehee.)

by Neotune December 21, 2020