Hawkward

Hawkward (adj.)
The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk...

What do you know, and where do you gotta go. Well I don't know what I am doing, so therefore don't know where to go... #hawkward

by M_hawk May 25, 2014

Haworth

The smallest town known man-kind (aka the town next to closter and demerest). Description: A downtown containing a minit mart (and a few other unknown stores), a pond with muck in it, and an anual flea-market.

1."Meet me downtown"
"Okay, I'll meet you in the ice cream section of the minit mart"
2. "Yes! The pond froze!"
"No way! This is like, the highlight of the year!"
3. Countdown: 34 days until the flea market/fishing contest!
4. Let's go hang out at the "loading dock" behind the bank and then go skating to the dumont-sters!

by Anonymous April 23, 2005

Hawwii

Hawwii is a name for a BADASS Ethiopian girl. Tall, curvaceous, very hot and even smart. Hawwii's usually a few close friends, but everybody is trying to be their friend. She's usually known for being a big hoe and being good in bed.

Damn, Hawwii always got a nigga thirsty.

by clutch4 November 29, 2013

Hawkward

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant.

The relationship between the characters Rachel and Tobias in the Young Audience series Animorphs, by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic inc.) is hawkward.

by Animorphs: The Radio Drama December 22, 2008

Hawohh

Said in an Elmar Fudd-like voice and used by an employee to their boss as the first word spoken when attempting to phone in sick

Hawohh is the first step in sounding sick in order to be perceived sick. You must ensure a whoozy, almost ready to vomit speech pattern so that you can off the phone quickly and back to your video game. Add some additional gems such as "I've been up all night" (at a bar) and "I've been on the toilet, it's coming out both ends (note you didn't say which ends!)

by El Craigo April 15, 2008

habowski

a retard but a gangster

omg habowski is here i need his autograph

by asdfghjkjhbguiutfdxeryuicv8fg7 February 2, 2018

hwow

1. most retarded way of saying wow and spamming it like autistic children begging for attention or exageration

Marlon: i had 3 girls last night from the bar, had lots of fun,i lasted way longer than not paying overdue bills
Friend1: hwow
Friend2: hwow
Friend3: hwow

by fuccUdontcare June 14, 2018