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Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.
Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.
by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011
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Die Hasen

Also known as 'The Bunnies.' Die Hasen is characterized as a God-like species that in modern society rules the world in secret. All organizations, governments, and humans fall to their whims and bow to their will. The leader, or as we call it, "God", is known as the Easter Hasen. The way in which Die Hasen is worshiped is through constantly yelling 'DIE HASEN' at whoever is near you.
They're coming! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN!!
by Zouma March 13, 2011
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Hason hasonaso Hasoni hasan Hanson Håkon hasan piker Hasani Hasnain hákon

Hasan

Hasan will be the best person you have ever met. When you first see him, you be thinking he’d be some kind of angel. His dark hair and cinnamon skin, his deep brown almond eyes will seem like a gift from heaven to you. As soon as you get to know him deeper and better, you will realize your first impression was right. His personality is shaped by his experiences in life, both good and bad, and this is what makes him the absolutely perfect boy he is. He is deeply kind and lovable, always there for everyone who needs him, even the ones he doesn’t really have contact to. He will always stand by the side of his most loved ones, he will always listen to you and most importantly, he seems to understand every matter you have. His humor and craziness is something else, and even if you might not get it at a time, he can make you laugh even though you were about to cry. He is extremely creative and has several talents you need to support him for and always remind him how incredibly good he is, sometimes he might not see it or feel insecure about his worth so he needs you to tell him how good he is. His love for you never fails, he will always support you in every way possible. If you know him, you may now tell him how thankful you are, because as I said in the beginning, you will never meet someone more beautiful, adorable and crazy as him. No matter in which way, you will fall in love with his soul made of stars.
Hasan is my favorite human being.
by angelfvcked June 10, 2020
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hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
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Hadon'care

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.
Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care
by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013
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hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.
"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."
by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017
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