Harrisburg hampster tube

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011

Harrisburg, Pa

Known For Slapping Non-Pennsylvanians Like Californians, New Yorkers, Etc. And The Word “Baji” Harrisburg Is Also Referred To The “ Burg” Or “HBG” Plus Is The Capital Of Pennsylvania And Has A High Crime Rate And We Can’t Forget MiddlesWorth Chips Omg Xoxo.Some Lingo Talk Are “Joe” “ Throw Me The Oop” And The World Famous “Jawn”. HBG Is A Promising City And The City Has A Great Vibe

Lashawn Is From Harrisburg, Pa

Harrisburg, Pa Is Known For Middlesworth Chips

by MeccaOfPa June 10, 2018

Harrisburg, SD

a small city outside of Sioux Falls, which is known to be the home of hicks and fake ass hoes. everyone from Harrisburg inherently hates Brandon Valley, and nobody likes "burg" because they're actually good at sports.

dave: did you see Harrisburg, SD made it to state this year?
jack: yeah, but they won't win, they choke every year

by JuiceWrldAintDead January 24, 2021

Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021

Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023

Harrisburg

A place where you’ll find the best sex in the world

Once a year, I go to Harrisburg for an escape

by Ballz222 March 28, 2024