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crusty harnish

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.
Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.
by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016
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Ben hardy

Not really sure but my friends are obsessed with him
Friend:wow ben hardy is so hot
Me:whom the fuck
by Heywhatdoyouknow March 6, 2019
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Yuzuru Hanyu

The world's best male figure skater. Born in Sendai, Japan. Reign World, Grand Prix and Olympic champion; has broken the world record 11 times since he was 17. His skating technique and sensation is absolutely amazing. But Yuzuru still tries his best in his performances and through the terrifying injury at Cup of China 2014, there's no doubt that this young man is invisible.

Yuzuru can either be adorable and dorky or sexy. He's also obsessed with Winnie the Pooh, and gonna give fans heart attacks this Olympic season by having 5 quad jumps in his Free Program ( FS ).
Person 1: I love Yuzuru Hanyu's " Hope and Legacy".

Person 2: I know, right?
by Hufflepuff fangirl August 11, 2017
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hanyan

Japanesse
In Card Captor Sakura, Sakura uses the word whenever she feels floaty and all good inside
Girl:"I feel so hanyan around him"
Friend: "You like him, don't you?"
by Neko_Saiyan_Girl July 3, 2005
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Harnit

an oblivious, unco-ordinated series of events randomly taking place spontaneously for no particular reason
Oh man, that talking aligator was so harnit!
by Inthe313 April 21, 2011
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Port Hardy

Town full of Pirates. All they do is sword fight, drink, and plunder nearby villages on their never ending search for treasure.
Kirsten Voth: "A pirates life for me; Port Hardy is where I must be!"
by Kirsten Voth November 29, 2011
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Hardy of Douchebags

A collective term for 2 or more people sporting Ed Hardy clothing, which automatically classifies them as douchebags, hanging out together.

Made popular by "Five Hundy By Midnight", the Original Las Vegas Podcast.
That obnoxious drunken hollering is coming from that Hardy of Douchebags.
by Tom in SoCal July 14, 2011
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