Harambe'd

To get in trouble, hurt or have something taken away from you for someone not watching their kid

John: Some kids were taunting my neighbors dog and stuck their hand through the fence to touch it and got bit, they put the dog down.
Jane: He got Harambe'd like a motha-fucka

by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

hardass

A hardass or hard ass is someone who is very authoritative or who appears to be such. This type of person will have his or her own way and expects the respect and co-operation of others.

This is someone who won't let you get away with anything. Someone who falls into this category usually offers a lot of tough love and tends to lack empathy for other people.

As long as you show a good level of respect in a hardass' presence, you should be fine. They prey on teenagers and those who are feeble-minded.

Person 1: Oh man, my dad's such a hardass.
Person 2: Yeah, what did he do?
Person 1: He kicked me out of the house and enrolled me in the army just for skipping one class.
Person 2: Shiiiit! WHAT a hardass.
Person 1: Duuuude, I know.

by Satiric Writer July 20, 2009

harambe

A legend that lived at the cincinatti zoo that was the protector and unifier of the world. He was the only one that could stop the war that is coming.

Roses are red, war is near, we would be safe, if harambe was here.

by 1234bobbyyyy September 3, 2016

very very haram

what people at fakefield are

jad is very very haram bc he dates people. he has dated so many girls that soon he is gonna run out and start dating men.

by zsexrdctfvgybhujn November 24, 2020

casual hardass

When you are out having a good time with your friends at the bar, and one of you says something slightly offensive to a bartender. This part time hero comes to the rescue defending her with terms like "hey watch it bro" or "why don't you pick on someone your own size".
characteristics may include:
popped collar
cargo/camo shorts
case of natty ice
dvd of american pie
new jersey accent
silver chains
hair with product

yea we were all out trying to have a good time when Tony hit on the waitress, and some casual hardass tried to start a fight

by Crystal Jiovanna December 8, 2007

Harambe-cock

The act of forcefully wipping someone's penis out, with the sole purpose of honoring Harambe.

Dude dont Harambe-cock me!

I'm about to go Harambe-cock those mother fuckers

by Auratory August 10, 2016

Harambe Grip

When you put a little pepper on your pillow, so when you push her face in it, she sneezes and that pussy gonna grip you like the fist of Harambe.

1: I tried the Harambe Grip last night. The quickest I've cum in my life
2: Bro, that's hectic! My missus refuses to try it

by One Pump Owen November 9, 2017