harwood

To not be able to speak properly. Always mummbleing and sluring two words into one, in some cases three.
For example; "How are you" would go into "Howru" and "I love you" becomes "Ilvu".

"Stop speaking so harwood."

by Daniell March 11, 2007

harwood

A harwood is a failed attempt at picking up a member of the opposite sex. It is usually accompanied by an aggressive and persistent attempt at a much younger target without realizing their disinterest.

That guy has been a harwood all night

This creepy harwood wouldn't leave me alone all night

by Club Crawler April 12, 2010

M. Harwood

Usually a term given to those who choke on nothing during period 6. science

I cant believe that M. Harwood chocked today in science!

by Megaman1231 May 1, 2022

Lucas Harwood

Lucas Harwood plays bass for King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and his 3 piece band Atolls, where he also sings. He's also a dad. He's a very cool dude who can sculpt various forms of facial hair and pull them all off, whether it is clean-shaven like he is in the Intrasport music video or a full-blown beard like he had during the Float Along - Fill Your Lungs era Gizzard or just a little stubble. He's also quite progressive: having his pronouns in his bio, among other things. He just seems like a nice dude.

Oh, and he sk8tes bro.

"Lucas Harwood is the most underrated member of King Gizzard!"
"I know right! His basslines and solos on Infest The Rats Nest literally make the album"

by bullant_owu March 9, 2021

harewood high five

in harewood, it's when somebody pokes a chick, and then five of his friends line up, and then poke her also. (till she pops like a balloon)

"hey, did you harewood high five her with bob, joe, phil, dillon and donnie?"
" oh yes, till she popped."

by Dillon December 21, 2004

hardwoodcarpet

Hardwood carpet means when the dick is hard as a wood , and the foreskin is soft and furry like carpets!

Dawm your like hardwoodCarpet Loz

by Ibeelzebubi March 13, 2019

Power buffing that hard wood

2008 version of carpet munching, also known as female felacio.

i just saw two women power buffing that hard wood 69 style.

by Jesse Shaw aka crawdad aka j-shaw January 18, 2008