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Hanson by TGGRIMM November 15, 2022
Possibly the best band ever. With the most annoying fans.
Dude, I love Hanson so much!
Hanson by actuallykichi December 3, 2024
Hey hanson
Hanson by heboob February 20, 2024
One of the nicest and best people in your life, the Hanson in your life will bring you joy and be there for you when you feel like life is against you, the Hanson friend is also nervous about talking, thinking there annoying you but your really interested in what they have to say. If you have a Hanson in your life, cherish them.
Evan: Thank you for being there for me Hanson. :)

Hanson: It’s my pleasure :)

Evan: Wana play some video games now?

Hanson: YES

Evan: :D

Hanson :) is a good person
Hanson :) by PokeLink October 28, 2020
One of the nicest and best people in your life, the Hanson in your life will bring you joy and be there for you when you feel like life is against you, the Hanson friend is also nervous about talking, thinking there annoying you but your really interested in what they have to say. If you have a Hanson in your life, cherish them.
Evan: Thank you for being there for me Hanson. :)

Hanson: It’s my pleasure :)

Evan: Wana play some video games now?

Hanson: YES

Evan: :D

Hanson :) is a good person
Hanson :) by PokeLink October 28, 2020

Hanson-fuck 

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
Hanson-fuck by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009