Hannity Wipes

A pop-up dispenser of greasy waterproof wipes.

Joe reached for the Hannity Wipes before pulling apart rancid pork from a barrel.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

Sean Hannity

In addition to tossing karl rove's salad, he wears green tampons and has a soggy vagina. Plus he's full of conservative horse shit and used toilet paper. Plus, he loves our soldiers, but when he got a chance to serve for this great country, he stayed at home and wacked off to pictures of Oliver North and Ronald Reagan. I wonder how he knows the definition of "fisting."

I saw Sean Hannity last night on Miracle Mile picking up a fat swamp donkey who looked like Ann Coulter.

by Jigga J March 18, 2005

Hansani

A Sri Lankan girl's first name.

Hey, ever heard of that girl, Hansani?

by Andyryder November 2, 2010

Hannity

The definition of the word hypocrite. He is someone who is willing to overlook child abuse if you are on his 'team' but will publicly crucify you if you aren't.

Ken won't watch football any more because of the protests, but he still listens to NWA because it's edgy. He's such a fucking Hannity.

by AlfredPrufrock November 10, 2017

Hannity that Insanity

to earnestly propagate an idea so preposterous or warped that it makes a sensible person hail Satan in despair.

Hannity that Insanity some more, Dude, because no one is listening.

by hailbot666 July 22, 2011

Mansanity

When a man makes a woman angry for any reason. This will cause the woman to gain the mansanity. Common causes for the mansanity are when men don't call/text when they should, when a man doesn't clean up after himself, when a man is late for a meeting/cancels last minute.

John hasn't called me in three days! I have the mansanity sooooo badly!

Joe didn't put the laundry on like I asked, I have all the mansanity right now!

by TheLG June 23, 2012

Hansenite

A worshipper of Chris Hansen.

Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!

by Thehansenite August 3, 2015