fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005

rusty handcuffs

Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.

Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

handcuffed

having your significant other all tight and hugged up on

like if a dude somewhere and he got his female all tight so everybody know she with him

by Shannon November 27, 2003

Sex handcuffs

Used to chain ur partner to the bed them give them all you got!

I came home from work one day and saw Luke lying on our bed wearing my g string he gave me for Christmas. I got really excited. I loved it when we role played. He picked me up and placed me on the bed. I started to get excited. He then took out the (sex) sex handcuffs he hid under the covers and hand cuffed me to the bed posts. I was powerless. He started to take of my clothes. First my top and skirt leaving me wearing just my underwear and bra. He then took them off me to. He then took of all of his clothes. He started to tease me by kissing me around my waist and just below my boobs. He then started to eat me out. I loved every second of it. He then jumped on top of me and started to push his hard erect penis inside of me. Boy what a night.

by Clitn bbob December 30, 2011

houdini's handcuffs

handcuffs which the famous magician left attached at the famous mcsorleys ale house in new york. commonly mistaken for an australian expression when used randomly.

Australian: houdini's handcuffs ay!

Derek: What is that? like a wierd australian expression or something?

Australian: No

by discodayle June 17, 2012

chinese handcuffs

Two guys inside a gal at the same time, one in her pussy or ass (doggy style) the other in her mouth. As they are moving, it resembles 2 fingers stuck in chinese handcuffs. see also roasting

We pounded her like she was chinese handcuffs!

by gee low December 23, 2005

Handcuffed Sex

When someone is handcuffed by their partner before they had sex

I was sitting at home and watching porn on the television. I was getting horny and anyone could see my 8 inch cock bulging. So I called up my girlfriend Bianca and called her over.

In the next 10 minutes, Bianca was at my door. She wore booty shorts and a crop top. She wasn't even wearing a bra inside.

I pulled her into my room and was about to take my pants off when she stopped me.

Bianca smiled. "I just thought that you'd enjoy handcuffed sex better. " Bianca dangled a pair of handcuffs in front of me. I grabbed them and cuffed her hands together. I then pushed her onto the bed roughly and tied her legs down. I gagged her, only leaving her eyes open.

I then ripped her shirt off and her shorts too. I then ripped off my clothes and proceeded to massage her tits, rubbing my dick against her clit in silent invitation. Her eyes grew wider.
I moved up and removed her gag. "I want you to scream. I want to hear you beg for me." And then I blindfolded her.

I then proceeded to slowly push myself into her, only an inch. She screamed and I pushed in a little more. "Ugh!! That hurts!!"

"Good," I laughed, pushing harder. She cried out in pain and pleasure. I pushed myself fully inside her and she orgasmed. I pulled my cock out and licked up everything before pushing myself in fully with no warning. The whole block could hear the scream she let out. She orgasmed and I cummed. I felt our juices mix. Best handcuffed sex ever.

by Bitch don't mess with me February 19, 2020