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San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.
by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008
mugGet the San Antonio Handlebarmug.

riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!
by Greg freezy June 16, 2008
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About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless
- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
mugGet the About as much use as a surfboard with handlebarsmug.

handlebar twist

When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion
Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night
by Alan Shaft August 12, 2024
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Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!
by Dicoto October 4, 2016
mugGet the Irish Handlebarmug.

Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025
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Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.
“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”
by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023
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