Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.

My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.

by sanestinsane July 7, 2011

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

Hindicapped

A disabled eastern Indian, or an Indian who can't go out because it's Diwali.

My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.

by backotruck March 9, 2012