Music for Hamsters

J-Pop acts such as Kotoko, Mi-Ko and Morning Musume that use musical techniques so bizarre that the only possible explanation is that the target audience consists of largely of hamsters.

Galaxy Bang! Bang! by Angel Tai is a great example of Music for Hamsters.

by Cpn. Hamster August 22, 2004

hamsters on wheels connection

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel

man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att

by beankid January 6, 2010

THE BAD G HAMSTERS

The bad oraganization of hamsters better then ham-hams kills all the ham-hams and Onittrays the leader

The Bad G hamsters came and killed the ham-hams

by Onittray October 16, 2003

Hamsters head

To cut off your bellend and replace it with a hamsters head

zomg ive cut off my bellend and replaced it with a hamsters head

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010

hamstershaver

1.Master and Commander of the Jedi Council; Bisexual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. One who Purchases karma.

1. Hammy® leads the underground order of the EF JEDI; molests his young Padawan ironically enough named Spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.

by johnnny March 29, 2005

hamstead hall

a school for social rejects. all the kids smoke weed in the hallways and kick resource base kids. the only thing that people look forward to is eating the crusty ass chicken and chips on a Tuesday. the teachers assume ur mentally ill and destined for nothing. the boys' toilets stink of piss and the girls' toilets smell of pussy wind. craythorne block is dum and parkside block is manky. all the science rooms smell of farts and shit and the teachers blame it on methane. the cracked kids all walk like they sprained their and wear fake Louis Vitton merch and you can be assured that there will always be your friendly neighbourhood year 7 using the toilets as a vape hotbox.

grammar school prick : DO YooU GoO TOo HAmstEAd hAul??
hamstead hall dickheads: yeah waht fam u wan me to kill you and ur whole family i got rar chonnections you know

grammar school prick: whoah bro i dont mean to offend you

hamstead hall chav: yeah get out of here you grammar school prick

* grammar school prick runs away with their flabby arse clapping in the wind and letting out lil spurts of diarheaas*

by djfbkjq08ythreefoldsource11487 November 23, 2021