Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 1, 2010

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020

Dropping Hammers

The act of constructing offensive statements meant to cause personal, deep cut damage to the recipient, in hopes of awaking their disheartening reality. Often used in the West Island of Montreal.

1. Matt is just dropping hammers today isn't he?

2. You two should chill, you're dropping hammers everywhere.

3. Is this a fucking construction site, or is someone dropping hammers?

by Komodo0 December 7, 2013

A bag of hammers

Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.

This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."

Man your as smart as a bag of hammers.

Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.

The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.

by ShuaM75 October 30, 2007

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

butt hammers

when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.

I wish i would have spent more time on the wipe, ive got a massive set of butt hammers right now.

by jonny lyford August 19, 2007

Torag's Hammers

Torag's Hammers are a pair of hammers that you use as a weapon in Runescape.
Often shortened to Torag's Hams.

I equiped my Torag's Hammers to kill some guards.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007