Harvard Fucks

When working as a bartender, waitress, or any customer service-related field in the Cambridge/Boston/Somerville area; the pompous, arrogant, shockingly entitled undergrad with no social skills and a special sort of rudeness that is just outright frightening. Harvard Fucks have never worked a real job in their lives, and have no concept of tipping, saying please and thank you, and looking at you while you speak to them. To a Harvard Fuck, you do not exist. Harvard Fucks leave $10 on a $100 tab, and can manage to make one beer last for three hours. After your second or third Harvard Fuck, you can spot them from a mile away, and your "friendly waitstaff" is flipping coins to see who has to deal with the slave-driving and 9% tip.

Ashley- "Lisa, are you okay?"

Lisa- "No! Those cocksuckers at table twenty-six tipped me $5 on a $62 dollar tab! They've been here ALL NIGHT! Don't they know we live on tips?"

Ashley- "No, Lisa. Those Harvard Fucks have no fucking clue."

by angrybird617 February 24, 2011

Halariouse

When something is so funny you forget how to spell hilarious and spell it as it sounds, but wrong.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: "omg that's actually so halariouse omg"

by Noshhead June 4, 2021

ms.harvard

otherwise known as funwrita, ms.harvard is a genius, who allegedly leads the illuminati and once beat donald trump up in a fight, putting him in a peach. i heard her hair is insured for $10,000.

"who is ms.harvard?"
"you seriously dont know rita???"

by idonthaveapples March 11, 2020

Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

by merpderple October 22, 2014

Halaren

The stereotypical Canadian

Adam loves maple syrup and wears Jean jackets at weddings for a tuxedo he is quite a Halaren.

by GreatDane1138 October 25, 2006

Håvard

Håvard is a name from Norway. People named Håvard is often refererd to as ‘’The Håvard’’. This comes from an old folk tale. There was once upon a time created 1 million Håvards in a hidden laboratory. These Håvards were geneticly enhanced with superhuman strenght and intelligence. They often hide their high intelligence with jokes and humor. If you have found a Håvard you are very lucky. They are deeply caring people and are known for being very wise.

No one can beat The Håvard.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of The Håvard?

by Batman2088 April 15, 2020

Håvard

Håvard is a Norwegian male name only given to the most intelligent and sexy beings. Every Håvard has mental depression and deep anxiety. However, all the Håvards are extremely handsome, muscular and uber sexy

Om My gawd, Look at that sexy Håvard over there!

by GermanLatex.com December 6, 2018