solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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Something "Haleb" tends to be unassociated with mainstream American societal norms, modern understanding of community, government and interpersonal relationships and the proper functioning of technology.
"Disco" component: due to the inability of the "Haleb" to musically modernize while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge and incorporate centuries of tradition and achievement by Ottoman Armenians as composers, elite instrumentalists and acclaimed vocalists, "Haleb" also contains a "disco" component that flourishes in communities throughout North America. In the "disco" component of the "Haleb", traditional music of pre-genocide Armenians is rejected as dangerously primitive at best and a reminder of genocidal victimhood at worst. Although never outright addressed, this underlying concept lies at the root of the "Haleb", leading to the "disco" component memorialized in synthesizer music and wildly dancing entertainers in high heels.
Pronounced: Haleb (Ha as in "rock" and leb as in "red")
Variants: "Heleb" (He as "red" and leb as in "red")
There is a "Haleb world", "Haleb people" and it is also acceptable to just say "Haleb".
Something "Haleb" tends to be unassociated with mainstream American societal norms, modern understanding of community, government and interpersonal relationships and the proper functioning of technology.
"Disco" component: due to the inability of the "Haleb" to musically modernize while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge and incorporate centuries of tradition and achievement by Ottoman Armenians as composers, elite instrumentalists and acclaimed vocalists, "Haleb" also contains a "disco" component that flourishes in communities throughout North America. In the "disco" component of the "Haleb", traditional music of pre-genocide Armenians is rejected as dangerously primitive at best and a reminder of genocidal victimhood at worst. Although never outright addressed, this underlying concept lies at the root of the "Haleb", leading to the "disco" component memorialized in synthesizer music and wildly dancing entertainers in high heels.
Pronounced: Haleb (Ha as in "rock" and leb as in "red")
Variants: "Heleb" (He as "red" and leb as in "red")
There is a "Haleb world", "Haleb people" and it is also acceptable to just say "Haleb".
Sample #1:
Jim: Look at that disco band! They are amazing!
Antranig: So haleb...
Sample #2:
Jim: What is this Heleb wire you have here? (as Jim holds up a wire that is flimsy and has ceased functioning)
Note: variation in pronunciation and spelling.
Sample #3:
Madonna: Well what can I say, that's how my relatives are back home...
Andrew Sr.: Oh Madonna - they are out of their #$%@ing minds!
Andrew Jr.: So haleb...
Sample #4:
Haleb person: Agam, talk to this man in English...
Andrew: Congressman Jenkins, it is a pleasure to meet with you and discuss issues of concern to the community.
Haleb person: Asang chular yaw...
Andrew: So haleb...
Jim: Look at that disco band! They are amazing!
Antranig: So haleb...
Sample #2:
Jim: What is this Heleb wire you have here? (as Jim holds up a wire that is flimsy and has ceased functioning)
Note: variation in pronunciation and spelling.
Sample #3:
Madonna: Well what can I say, that's how my relatives are back home...
Andrew Sr.: Oh Madonna - they are out of their #$%@ing minds!
Andrew Jr.: So haleb...
Sample #4:
Haleb person: Agam, talk to this man in English...
Andrew: Congressman Jenkins, it is a pleasure to meet with you and discuss issues of concern to the community.
Haleb person: Asang chular yaw...
Andrew: So haleb...
by Haleb June 24, 2008
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me: i saw halee today she has to be on crack
friend: first of all becky it’s 10am, second no that’s just how she is, you love it tho!!
friend: first of all becky it’s 10am, second no that’s just how she is, you love it tho!!
by Hellokatthy August 19, 2018
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Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
by The apple core reb October 13, 2013
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random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so
you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?
random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?
random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
by Haley Activist April 24, 2021
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