haterosexual

n. one who derives sexual pleasure from anger; especially anger towards a specific group of people.

The Rev. Fred Phelps is one of the few brave haterosexuals to have come out of the closet.

by revengeful lobster May 15, 2006

herosexual

Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.

Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.

by Manlychin August 3, 2009

Haterosexual

Any person, especially on the internet, who openly discriminates or advocates the oppression of homosexuals or any aspect of the homosexual lifestyle.

Brad: Did you hear about Utah's ratification of gay marriage?

George: I saw a post on Facebook! Too bad there were a bunch of haterosexual comments on it.

Brad: Don't let the hateros get you down.

by Leggplant January 17, 2014

hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams

Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

by Suleyman The Magnificent NYC June 16, 2017

hirosexual

The sexual preference of liking neither male or female.

Dumbass: Duuuude your such a hirosexual!
Kid Getting Picked on: Whats that?
Dumbass: Your such a dumbass! It means you don't like boys or girls!

by SacWithAK October 16, 2011

Hedrosexual

Someone who is to stupid to say they are straight

I am hedrosexual

by amf218 September 7, 2018

Harksexual

When Someone is willing to have sex with anything and/or anyone willing to say yes.

Made popular by Tumblr in 2012

originates from Captain Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman in Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Captain Jack Harkness is a 51st century type of guy that is open to the idea of having sex with as many diffrent "Beings" as possible.

Dude, oods are pretty good looking.

~Rolls eyes~ You would Harksexual.

by The Nerd with too much time March 18, 2012