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Hank Aaron Hailstorm

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.
I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!
by ahar April 25, 2010
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Hailsham

If STI's could be measured by radiation, this shithole of a town would make Chernobyl Reactor Four look like a fucking picnic.
There is no example, please don't come here. I'm warning you, turn back. Hailsham is uninhabitable.
by Walkers Crisps Packet May 13, 2021
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hailstorm

the act of being a total 1 upper, or trying to be the most extreme person in the world.
Hey did you see hailstorm clear that 6mi jump with his bike.
by 152sumos May 22, 2008
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Haisser

Haisser like masturbates all time with Joël.
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Hailsham Sixth Form

A pretty alright sixth form located in the chav-populated town of Hailsham.
The only real downside is baning into tiny year 7 cretins in the corridor they think they're proper solid now so watch out incase a 4'3 child tries to deck you on your way to lesson.
Big up HCC
John; 'Where do you go Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Hailsham Sixth Form'
John: 'Yikes'
Sarah: 'Shut up John you go to fucking Eastbourne'
#sham4life
by vacuum cleaner 123 November 2, 2021
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Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)
by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011
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Hails

Hails is a infinitely unique abbreviation of the woman's name Hayley.

Its symbolises a hail storm of extreme intensity and passion. These metaphorical storms are usually irrational and unreasonable but comprise of humanitarian sustenance and an inherent loving nature. It is the water balance to the fire of the sun.

It is also extremely unpredictable and metaphorically can cause considerable collateral damage if unprepared for. Parallel to this manifestation of malevolence is a broadcasting of benevolence: the white witch; the fuck to the nut; the lioness to the jungle; the Ri (eye) of Ra.
#1: watt's your problem ?

#2: fuckin' hails went bollistic again....
by mirroring cockhead March 4, 2009
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