Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.

Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.

by swag777 October 13, 2015

wholesale haggard

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount

"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"

by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004

haggard queer

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick

-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer

by belly popper January 9, 2009

Haggard Shit

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

haggard anus

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

Merle Haggard

a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.

I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

haggard ass

Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.

Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.

by Cass. March 26, 2005