Hayride

When a man or woman sits on the face of a dude with a medium to long beard.

Look at that guy with beard... I'd love to take a hayride on that.

by LACotton November 27, 2016

choctaw hayride

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).

Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?

by hotsac97 January 16, 2015

Hayride

An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.

Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!

by RebelWithoutAClause October 10, 2004

hayroll

Rural America slang for sexual activities conducted in a barn, short for the phrase "Roll in the hay.".

I took my girl/boyfriend for a hayroll yesterday afternoon while the parents were in the house.

by jdp May 22, 2006

Hafro

half afro/ the stage of growing an afro

dude 1: dude i like ur hair
dude 2: is it an afro?
Dude 3 : naa its a hafro

by Brawlar October 3, 2008

hayriding

sitting in the back of a pickup truck with grass in the bed of the truck with that special someone

"Are you guys hayriding?"
"Yes, every Tuesday."

by g-blay October 4, 2011

hafrn

HiGh aS fUcK RiGhT nOwWwWwW

bro 1: yo bro

bro 2: sup faggot

bro 1: i ate some major kush

bro 2: bro are you hafrn

bro 1: yeah bro wanna go back to my place and eat some more ?
bro 2: yeah bro that sounds lit

by hafern March 17, 2019