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Sakura Haruno 

Sakura is a pink banshee, she always ‘hurts’ naruto. She is useless and she should go away...

she’s teamed up with Naruto Uzumaki -Namikaze and Sasuke Uchiha. There sensei is Kakashi Hatake
Sakura: NARUTOOOOO
Naruto: *gets hit by Sakura, doesn’t even flinch*
Sakura: I finally caught up with you guys
Sasuke: yah... in hight

Naruto: ROASTED
Kakashi: ok pink haired banshee, it’s you turn.
Sakura: MY NAME IS SAKURA HARUNO
Sakura Haruno by sLOVES ANIME October 30, 2019
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Harfunus 

The most awesome thing ever conceived. It radiates success and complete victory. Loves to destroy everyone.
Oh my god! Harfunus is destroying all of the children! He is so awesome, lets give him money!
Harfunus by Matt March 2, 2004
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Typically a dense, smooth-brained guy with no sense of passion in anything he does. He’s known to be a player, yet acts like he’s loyal - he’s great at fooling any girl he’s with to make them believe they’re the only one he’s talking to (a master at love-bombing).

If you ever come across a Harun, make sure you knock him back into his lane - they usually adore parading themselves and are stuck in their own make-believe world where they are convinced they are the shit, despite the simple fact that they are not.

Be careful - they are known to display the green flags that would cater to your specific needs upon first impressions, but their true colors unveil before your eyes before you know it. Do not fall for the many lies Harun’s are known to tell.
Girl 1: Oh my god, I just met the perfect guy!
Girl 2: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?
Girl 1: Harun.
Girl 2: I take that back. You know you can do so much better than a Harun.
Harun by 420juice July 4, 2022

Sakura Haruno 

A bad-ass, strong character in Naruto who was once weak but during her training with Tsunade she learned how to heal and how to use monstrous strength. She later awakened her Byakugo seal which is a really rare ability.
Man I'm glad I became a Sakura Haruno and know how to stay strong in days like these.
I'm happy I can protect myself just as Sakura Haruno.

Haruno Sakura 

The worst, ugliest anime character in the world. She "claims" to be in love with Uchiha Sasuke but really is in love with Uzumaki Naruto. She loves the blonde so much she punches him in the face constantly. Sakura cries all the time and is useless. In Naruto II (Shippuden) She ACTUALLY gets stronger, but is still ugly. In the recent manga she tells Naruto she loves him, of course he refuses so she attacks Kiba and runs away. Sakura has many haters, I'm glad.
Haruno Sakura hater 1: Dude, Sakura is such a bitch! I hope she rots in hell!
Haruno Sakura hater 2: Hell yeah! So many people hate her, she has less fans than TenTen!
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Sakura: OH SASUKE! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Sasuke: Because your a violent bitch.
Sakura: Kay, NARUTO I LOVE YOU! *Glomps Naruto*
Naruto: GET OFF OF ME YOU UGLY WHORE! *Goes Kage-Bushin on Sakura's ass*
Haruno Sakura by Sas5043 November 8, 2009

Sakura Haruno 

An Annoying pink-haired bitch that dick rides Sauske 24-7. She says she loves Sauske even tho his ass ain't ever home.

Her Plot Armor is fucking insane.
Hey did you know that Sakura Haruno made fun of Naruto For being an orphan " damn that's fucked up "

Hamrunbottlejobs 

Hamrun a club founded for kids with autism who arent accepted by society. Therefore they release their autism prime on fifa 19. Playing against bots like themselves. They have a box and flat faced striker and a prolific 9 year old.
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