A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
~
*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
~
*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
by PhillyDog37 July 27, 2015
To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about
by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022
A word Ben Shapiro uses
by Jsuisuncarrot June 30, 2023
by ti55 November 29, 2019
Cooch that you could have gotten at a specific moment, yet did not fully achieve. If you have rejected a girl and/or did not capitalize on a cooch opportunity, you have had hypothetical pussy
by tractascott June 19, 2021
a word used frequently in discussions to escape criticism on a topic or get out from a discussion they have started
typical toku fandom discussion:
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK
S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense
G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too
S: Give us proof then
*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*
S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)
G:Also i said this was hypothetical
S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK
S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense
G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too
S: Give us proof then
*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*
S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)
G:Also i said this was hypothetical
S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
by thatdiscordasianguy October 18, 2019
Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2024