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Sniz Hurdle

A Sniz Hurdle is where you sniff your nose and make that loud, annoying grunting sound.
I walked passed John's room, and I herd him do this horrible Sniz Hurdle
by StixCGS September 21, 2017
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Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!
Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."
by senatoninn September 29, 2024
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rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person
Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.
by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011
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pig hurdling

Is a new event in the Redneck Olympics, where u line up hogs, and the participant (redneck) sprints and jumps over the pigs to win.
yo richard lets practice some pig hurdling for the next race.
by ihugyftdt March 4, 2011
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turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).
I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.
by JayAddy September 25, 2023
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Urban Hurdles

The act of jumping a fence while running from the police.
Jerome had to run the urban hurdles to elude the police last night.
by R_Shoots August 15, 2012
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Throat Hurdling

When someone attempts an oral challenge greater then they have tried in the past.
Cindy went to far with that porn star throat hurdling his massive wiener.
by Chatta Bob July 9, 2023
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