Lake Howell High School

The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.

Lake Howell High School can suck my dick

by frogglv August 21, 2021

Hopewell Middle School

A school full of snakes, so watch out you might get bit. The teachers be smokin crack and sniffing weed. The counselors dont do nothing to benefit you, they really just there for the tea. And you don’t learn anything. Period Pooh.

A student at Hopewell Middle School: “so i was sitting there...barbecue saucing my titties.”

and i-oop

by your_mom_big_gae July 8, 2019

heart eyes howell

When bear (danny/d-slice,phil trash number 1) looks into his boyfrriend philly's eyes and sets every fangirls heart on fire :))

"heart eyes howell and love eyes lester are the reason im still here"

by idek yno just leave me be May 26, 2018

Daniel Howell

A brown, curly, tall rat

That rat is a meme

A massive meme

What was that?
OMG, it’s a Daniel howell! Kill it!

by Introvert.libby November 28, 2018

Dan Howell

A ghost

Where the heck is Dan Howell??

by michaelscarm March 6, 2019

Daniel Howell

Missing from the face of the planet. Will maybe upload again, maybe not. Who knows. But he's taking a break so good for him.

Person 1: Do you know where Daniel Howell is?
Person 2: I haven't heard that name in years..

by gracie1030 March 18, 2019

Patrick Howell

1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.

2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.

3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.

4. A permanent state of arousal.

Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.

Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?

"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".

The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.

Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now

by xylophoneBoy December 2, 2009