A poor hand job (HJ) often bootleg in nature such as in a closet or while other people are in the room. Decreases the odds of orgasm and may lead to blue balls and or bleeding.
Something you wish was skipped and went straight to giving brain.
The lowest form in the hierarchy of the hookup.
Something you wish was skipped and went straight to giving brain.
The lowest form in the hierarchy of the hookup.
"She give me a sloppy HJ"
"Yeah man I went to this party and this girl gave me a sloppy HJ under the poker table."
"We were hookin up and all I got was a sloppy HJ. WTF? Get down bitch"
"Yeah man I went to this party and this girl gave me a sloppy HJ under the poker table."
"We were hookin up and all I got was a sloppy HJ. WTF? Get down bitch"
by AK!!! November 14, 2007
Get the Sloppy HJmug. by PuffiiCrazii February 19, 2011
Get the hj-phobiamug. When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
by Luke R. April 10, 2008
Get the Light Bulb HJmug. When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.
Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
by deucebiggss February 27, 2014
Get the HJ's on Holy Daysmug. man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.
by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009
Get the hj over the pantsmug. The act of giving a hand job and blow job at the same time. To use both your mouth and hands at the same time to pleasure a man's penis.
by adp7234 November 15, 2010
Get the HJ BJ Combomug. The act of initiating and finishing a hand job in one, earth-shatteringly pleasurable pump. It cannot be completed more than once in any 24 hour span, or the receiver will die a horrible, agonizing death.
Feeling spicy, the middle-aged man asked for an OPHJ. The crazy lady obliged...steadied herself, and in one quick motion finished the man off with a loud yell followed by a quick jerking motion. Groaning, the man immediately fell asleep on the floor. Thus, she had performed the fabled one pump hj.
by bluejayxcCampy February 18, 2009
Get the one pump hjmug.