happy hijack

To take a way one's happiness by making a derogatory remark.

Kassandra was so happy about getting a new car when Nicole said "Too bad its a piece of junk!". Kassandra replied, Why you gotta happy hijack me?

by Todd Ballou December 29, 2007

highway hijack

When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.

"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"

"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

Emo Hijack

An emotional hijack that takes over your body and puts you into a sad mood.

I woke up feeling totally emo hijacked this morning. I ended up listening to Bright Eyes all day and crying.

by emoboy17 May 11, 2021

Mental Health Hijack

A mental health hijack is when your physical health is 'hijacked' by a mental health doctor. Resulting in improper treatment, and mental health castigation and abuse from people.

The Dr gave me a mental health hijack whilst at nb surgery. The i asked the nurse for basic painklillers and received a mental health hijack by the dr. CP** enacted the mental health hijack on baseless information. I lost my physical health following the hijack. Many doctors give mental health hiacks in favour of pain treatment, or treatment for infections.

by Poor and Penniless August 13, 2023

How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)

Use words like: Humiliated. Panic. Backfire. Checkmate. Plan. Lose. Win. Manipulation. Shocking. Truth. Narcissism.

*How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)*

Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"

Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025

Hipjack

It's a mysterious creature that's not real but because it's not real a bunch of people say that it's a cover-up. Similar to Bigfoot and the Chupacabra. Has a grey face with eyeless holes and a toothless mouth. Wears a red jacket.

Man 1: Look, In that black window.
Man 2: What's in it?
Man 1: It's one of the very few sightings of...
Man 2: Of the Hipjack!

by One Knee August 2, 2019

conversation hijacker

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

by Georgey A. March 16, 2008