Hapsad

When you are crying tears of joy.

"I am so hapsad Ellen!" Carrie said as she cried tears of happiness for Ellen's safe return.

by I am hapsad right now May 25, 2008

Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009

Harbshake

The act of shaking the losing coaches hand so vigorously, that his feelings, along with the bones in his hand, are hurt.

Did you see the Harbshake Harbaugh gave Schwartz? Must have broke his spirit, along with his fingers.

by NW49erFaithful October 23, 2011

Legal Harassment

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012

Cornish, New Hampshire

The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..

Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.

by Kevin Geeeee February 11, 2006

Harassment

The adult version of bullying.

Despite that people think that bullying ends for awkward people after high school. It doesn't, it's just called harassment now.

by Celyuh October 1, 2016

Harassment Park

Typically, a night-club or bar, where females(& even males) can expect to be harassed by - unwanted company.

*group of guys/girls enter night-club*

"Welcome to Harassment Park, gentlemen/ladies"

by SonOfLaw August 8, 2009