by suicidebomber July 20, 2017
Get the quincy hairlinemug. Similar to a receding hairline; this is one that recedes so quickly it seems to be more noticeable with every passing moment, and can be likened to a brigade running away in battle. Most common in men in their twenties or early thirties.
"What's with Joe's haircut? It seems to be styled the same but it looks way different for some reason."
"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."
"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."
by USH333 May 22, 2009
Get the Retreating Hairlinemug. I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!
by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006
Get the Hairline fracturemug. by Whyisyougay June 23, 2021
Get the jojo hairlinemug. 
The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
Get the Garett’s Hairlinemug. by Havin arse July 10, 2018
Get the Hairline Diabeticmug.