quincy hairline

a fucked up hairline that looks like a house

man i went to the barber shop and they gave me quincy hairline

by suicidebomber July 20, 2017

Retreating Hairline

Similar to a receding hairline; this is one that recedes so quickly it seems to be more noticeable with every passing moment, and can be likened to a brigade running away in battle. Most common in men in their twenties or early thirties.

"What's with Joe's haircut? It seems to be styled the same but it looks way different for some reason."

"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."

by USH333 May 22, 2009

Hairline fracture

When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.

I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!

by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006

jojo hairline

Something that not straight

Jay:have u seen jojo hairline

Josian: u mean that thing that not straight

by Whyisyougay June 23, 2021

Glennon Hairline

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back

Ewww you have such a glennon hairline

by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

Cheddar Hairline

Accidentally pissing on your hands and standing up your bangs with it, staining your hairline cheddar-colored.

Eww bro you didn't even wash your hands, bout to give yourself a Cheddar Hairline.

by BubblesKittens August 03, 2019

Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.

“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”

by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019