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Filipino Hand Cannon

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When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.
'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'
by Batman's anus May 5, 2013
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russian hand clamp

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When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.
I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980
by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015
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Second-hand Cool

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Adjective: To be in with the "cool kids" through a much cooler significant other/friend
The only reason she's at this party is because she's second-hand cool
by Green Eggs September 26, 2015
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Man-To-Hand Combat

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Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.
"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera
by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010
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one hand clapping

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A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012
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hand-cheese

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When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.
Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!
by theblacksheep February 22, 2009
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A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"
by Nigaliga March 12, 2014
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