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the female sexual organ i.e. vagina. Often used in conjuction with word `shaven` to describe a women who has no pubic hairs in her groyne area.
That woman had the smoothest shaven haven i've ever licked out - that girl had a completely shaven vagina i.e. brazilian wax
haven by Nick C May 24, 2004
girl that not only has a bush but a clown nose on her face.

somewhat looked upon as bisexual and when she sees someone is jealous of, she goes PHSYCO. unwanted by all normal boys and lies as a daily routine. a backstabbing physco bush bitch.only pretends to be your friend to use you for information.
Channon: Whoa, you might wannna stay away from that girl, she is a Haven.

Dale: Yeah, i know.. But you should be nice despite her evil ways and get her some Vagisil brand ointment for that stinch coming out of her pants.

Channon: I threw some in her yard after we egged it last night, so I am the bigger person! Let's go to chuch!

Dale: Yes! Yay God!
haven by GetSommaThis! October 19, 2010
Haven is a tall girl who can be a real big bich she can be really mean but she is beautiful on the outside but powerfully mean in the inside. Haven is a girl that has dark hair and likes about every guy so sees. She has big boobs and likes to buy bras. She likes having sex and kissing other people.
Ew that Haven

Yeh that bich
Haven by Sara Vang January 16, 2018
usually extremely ugly, weird ass smile, double chin, fat stomach
haven looks like mcdonalds favorite customer has she ever heard of a treadmill.
haven by salad barrr January 11, 2009
the worse teacher, who is boring and a lacorte. also likes to give head to special students in detention
::cough::cal::cough::
our teacher is such a haven!
haven by Bob January 5, 2004
A idiotic red girl with color changing eyes and dirty brown curly hair. She is an extremely stupid and idiotic human being who is ugly and fat too.
haven by Haven. November 28, 2016