The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018

through a guy

A description of something so dirty or messed up it looks like it has literally been through some guy.

"Wow, check out that guy's scabby dog"
"Christ. It looks like it's been through a guy!"
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"Look at that filthy longboard. It looks like it's been through a guy!"

by justsomefuckingguy June 26, 2015

"A Guy I Know" Zone

The only thing worse than Friend zone, it is a state in which a man is so irrelevant in a woman's life that he can't be considered a "friend".

Guy1: I saw you talking to Stacy, you two hooking up?
Guy2: Nah man, she hit me with the "A guy I know" Zone.

by SecondManInTights November 24, 2018

dead guy on a stick

Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.

Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'

by Kevin the Mage March 14, 2008

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011