Flippen Gummer

When someone leaves in their false teeth(also known as flippers) and gives someone head

Joe busts a load in 28 seconds because April gave him a flippen gummer because she was to lazy to take out her flippers.

by Moemoelyn December 9, 2016

gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.

Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!

by fastcache October 9, 2011

Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.

Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.

by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018

Guerneville Gummer

GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)

Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."

by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006

Gummer hummer

A toothless person performing oral sex.

Gilly has become a pro at gummer hummers since he lost all those teeth.

by Giggidy Gilman November 21, 2019

gummer squaw

A gummer squaw is something you find on or near the rez (Indian reservation). It is a dried up old nasty broad with missing teeth from drugs, old age or domestic violence from a life time of several different bucks. Usually get taken home only after last call, but before the lights come back in.

"Hey Jonas, let go up to the Red Pony, get all fucked up and smoke some penners. There's usually a couple old gummer squaws hangin around up der!"

by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017