Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.
Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?
Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?
by guitarherbro September 29, 2011
1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.
"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."
"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
by Samyool080 July 15, 2019
Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.
by Tyler Betz March 31, 2008
by John Roumanis May 5, 2006
Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.
Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.
23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
by yarnspinnererer October 1, 2010
by Violet Schwayze May 22, 2009
lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about
Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.
by Omar Churchill February 16, 2011