Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

Guitarded by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

Guitarded by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020

Guitarded

Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.

I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.

Guitarded by Blues Minor September 4, 2022

Guitarded

One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)

Bryan Bee has got to be the most guitarded musician I’ve ever met

Guitarded by RizzleyBear October 22, 2023

Guitarded

That derpy face people make when playing a guitar.

Check out Temu Jimi Hendrix over there getting guitarded.

Guitarded by Dis Manibus Sacrum August 13, 2024

Guitarded

Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.

"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"

Guitarded by Darebo March 26, 2024

Guitarded

Past tense of guitar

Ex. Me and my friend guitarded together last night.

Guitarded by The Real Nigman February 6, 2025