Jose Guilherme is a Brazilian hot mess! Usually dirty blonde. If you have one in your life, keep him! Jose is extremely kind and has a recognizable humor. His nickname is almost always Zé Gui. He is protective of the people he loves and has a passion for adventure. Jose Guilherme can be a little feisty and stressed, but has a big heart when he wants to. Don't expect Jose to follow others, he's one of a kind.
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*originated from the surname of an AP English teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition.
*originated from the surname of an AP English teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition.
"EMILY I'M SO GUITHED, THAT ESSAY YESTERDAY WAS CRAZY INSANE AND THE POETRY TEST TOMORROW, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO STUDY!!!"
"You just got Guithed!" <--suitable in response to circumstances of academic failure/unachieved success, more specifically the times when said failure occurred as a result of seemingly perpetual academic stresses.
"You just got Guithed!" <--suitable in response to circumstances of academic failure/unachieved success, more specifically the times when said failure occurred as a result of seemingly perpetual academic stresses.
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The meaning of this word in German means intelligent, good looking, tough, well endowed genitalia, and overall quality in everything.
History pre-dates this word to the time when Christopher Columbus fell asleep at the wheel of his ship and a man by the name of Jonathan L. Gutcheon navigated the vessel to discover America; hence the discovery of America is because of a Gutcheon.
Also, it is a known fact that George Clooney's original name is Gutcheon. He changed it to Clooney because he lost a bet playing Yahtzee one night.
History pre-dates this word to the time when Christopher Columbus fell asleep at the wheel of his ship and a man by the name of Jonathan L. Gutcheon navigated the vessel to discover America; hence the discovery of America is because of a Gutcheon.
Also, it is a known fact that George Clooney's original name is Gutcheon. He changed it to Clooney because he lost a bet playing Yahtzee one night.
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To drink large amounts of strong beer without eating. May result in loss of awareness of where your belongings are, where you are, who you are, and who your friends are.
Widely used term in Bavaria and Alsace. More recently also used in English speaking nations. Unknown origins.
Widely used term in Bavaria and Alsace. More recently also used in English speaking nations. Unknown origins.
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