gone guano

To have gone bat-shit crazy, due to the Quechua word for bat feces.

Did you see Pat Buchanan on Fox News? He's totally gone guano!

by tagonist July 15, 2009

bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

Granny Guano

Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.

Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.

by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019

Dan Get The Granola

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.

Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola

by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

Guanopsychotic

(adjective) Guano (bat sh!t)+psychotic(crazy); bat sh!t crazy, expressed in a way that is less likely to upset or offend parents, instructors, etc. May even get points for creativity.

Did you see that lady yelling at the W@l-Mart cashier? She was guanopsychotic!

by JMixx August 6, 2010

Ganon Cannon

A cannon used in the Subspace Emissary, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Controlled by Ganon and Bowser. This was used because they were told by Master Hand (Who was really controlled by Tabuu) to create an army of ships, and a HUGE FUCKING CANNON TO BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. This would then turn it into Subspace, but suddenly, Kirby destroys the cannon by piercing it with the legendary Kirby Air Ride vehicle, the Dragoon. The cannon then proceeds to FUCKING EXPLODE AND COMBUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Ganon and Bowser then admit defeat and go back to Subspace in the portal.

Luigi: Hey Mario, you see that Ganon Cannon?
Mario: MAMA MIA!

by DKsDownBInTheAir June 28, 2009