Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.

I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.

by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010

grumpasaurus rex

One who is dour on a colossal scale.

Person 1: "What's wrong with Bill today?"
Person 2: " He lost his wallet this morning and all afternoon he was nothing but a Grumpasaurus Rex to everyone in accounting."

by bmyoung November 25, 2013

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

by queephlosion December 16, 2020

Grumpa

A constantly grumpy Grampa.

You better do the dishes before Grumpa gets home or you'll have to hear his complaints.

by Lorilou Tory April 12, 2020

Gromph

To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.

I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.

by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009

grumpalumpagus

generally unpleasant, grumpy, or morose person.

how goes it grumpalumpagus?

by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007