Grooming a marge

Grooming a marge is when your IQ increases by 1

Shit bro your grooming a marge!

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

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grooming call

When a person text',calls,sends an e-mail,etc to you randomly for nonessentail expressions of concern,support,and or love.

"I haven't heard from him,but yesteday he gave me a grooming call"

by alexcram October 19, 2008

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To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

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Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

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Grooming Scam

When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you

Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.

by Aluzionz November 22, 2015

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