grinch

Slang word meaning cunt from the How I Met Your Mother episode: How Lily Stole Christmas.

Ted: On Marshall's answering machine Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word...
Ted: Oh, fudge.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say fudge.

Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: Flashback That time I really did say Grinch.

by Mike Stark June 10, 2014

The Grinch

n - A green martial artist responsible for the breaking of Joe Swanson's legs.

Ryan: How come the neighbor from Family Guy can't use his legs?

Mark: Didn't you see that episode in the first season? He tried to stop The Grinch from stealing Christmas from orphans, but ended up getting his ass whooped, and fell off a roof. You don't fuck with The Grinch.

by Urban Dictionarion February 12, 2012

Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

Grinch

Breaking up with a significant other right before Christmas break.

"Yo, James pulled a grinch right before she left."

by Trofa January 6, 2015

Grinch kiss

When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.

My beautiful wife Karen gave me a grinch kiss for Christmas!

by Jane092413 December 15, 2021

Fuck the Grinch

When one must do something they don't want to do.

"Are you taking that math test?"
"Yeah I gotta go fuck the Grinch"

by Grinchfucker January 31, 2017

dirty grinch

after a post-coital affair, one steals all of the other sex partner's lubricant and previously used sex toys.

"ruthie was a dirty grinch last night. after we fucked, he stole my vibrator!"

by clairedynamo December 18, 2009