Mow Gretzky's Lawn

When a upcoming hockey athelete has to gain favour of their team by trimming the ass hairs of their coach.

Man, I had to mow Gretzky's lawn to make captain of the team.

by Brownlow January 7, 2014

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Gretzky-Eyes

#1. Peripheral vision beyond normal to make crazy hockey plays.
#2. Asian female with sexy eyes
#3. Pinky

Gretzky-Eyes: "She's got Wayne Gretzky eyes"...."Shes got Betty Davis Eyes"

by Uncle Neal August 20, 2020

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The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

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1. Walnut
2.Hockey player: Wayne Gretzky
3.Name of a genuinely great person who deserves way more than they will ever know. Absolutely the best at making people laugh and can brighten anybody's mood instantly. Everybody loves them because it's impossible not to.

person 1: you know Gretzky?
person 2: there is 3 options you could be talking about and the 3rd is just a dream-
person 1:wtf are you on about? I'm talking about walnuts.

by yourlocalmarbs May 6, 2020

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Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020

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