a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

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grafting

obvious unsuccessful flirting

Ricardo was grafting on Alexis yesterday and it was so funny!! Too bad it's never going to happen.

by laursmilez August 26, 2015

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When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ October 24, 2009

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Cincinnati greeting card

n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.

Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.

by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011

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greetings

Greetings: Adjective: To greet the coming of an event. Commonly used as a way of saying "hello" - However, when used properly it can be used as a way of saying that you like something, or that something is pleasing. Often used in the past tense, but can be used in almost any situation.

1) "Ahh! This Florida trip is guna be so greetings!"

2) In the even that you find $20 "Greetings!"

by Kevin Brooks August 23, 2007

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