Skip to main content

geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
mugGet the geezer shopping mug.

Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys
Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys
by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021
mugGet the Geezers Gonna Geez mug.
Related Words

Greazer

A Greazer is someone who takes too many hits off of someone else's vape. This person always asks for a hit of your vape all the time, yet they do not get their own...
Ben is such a Greazer, he keeps asking for my vape!
by Berig October 26, 2018
mugGet the Greazer mug.

geezer

In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".

In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."

(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
mugGet the geezer mug.

Geezer Pleezer

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.
Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
mugGet the Geezer Pleezer mug.

GeezerBird

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.
The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".
by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008
mugGet the GeezerBird mug.

diamond geezer

by angelus August 14, 2003
mugGet the diamond geezer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email