Greenwood, Mo

A shithole that should have been absorbed by Lee's summit long ago. The only thing this place has is meth. Cheap meth. All of the kids here are on some drug. Probably meth. The cops will beat the shit out of you then say you drowned a 6 Month old aswell. The only town to be voted safest city in Missouri in 2017 then in 2019 have 2 murders in a town of less than 5,000 people. Someone should just burn this piece of shit down buts it's all so old the asbestos won't let it.

"A six month old was thrown into a pond today in Greenwood, Mo. Shortly after, the father who threw her went to the police department to confess to what he did. The police saved then toddler then the chief promptly beat the shit out of the schizophrenic cuck. He's now on leave and the FBI is investigating the town."

by silentpolarbear August 1, 2019

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Greenwood college

Greenwood is full of pussy kunts and ugly kunts that wont do anything

Jimmy: what school you go to
Jake: i go to greenwood college
Jimmy: wow mush be shit
Jake: yeeeee it is in year 11 and 12 everyone is still virgins its sad
Jake: ur mums gay lol

by Mikes my hunt February 14, 2018

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Greenwood Village, Co

A city in Colorado. Despite the seemingly perfect appearance, things in Greenwood Village are far from the ordinary. Cops have nothing better to do than write tickets for tobbaco, minor in possesion, or skating tickets. Every one who lives there is sure to make at least 400,000 a year, in order to afford the drug rehab their kids are sure to have to go through. Garages and cars are run bare from the punk-ass teens constantly looking for more money then daddy or mommy gives them. The main school is Cherry Creek High School. Your typical oversized suburban high school with more than their fair share of preppy bitches and misfits. The teachers and security gaurds are bribed easily with a bowl of ganja. Parties that are thrown are sure to be no more than 30-40 people getting fucked up and stupidly dancing to KS. 1075. Some hoe is going to end up sleeping with an equally hoeish girls boyfriend, which will be "the latest news" for the next 3 weeks, until it happens again, at the next shitty party. This place, is truly a shit-hole in a urinals clothing.

Damn, This place aint no fucking Greenwood Village, Co!

by Davee Day July 27, 2008

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Greenwood, Wisconsin

1. The only reason people go to Greenwood is to pass through to go to a better place. People will laugh when they hear your graduating class probably had a max of 30. Rivals are the Loyal Greyhounds, and we all hate those assholes in Neillsville that think their tough and have a pool at their school. Only people that still live there spend their lives slaving at Grassland Butter since High School. This is also the same reason this town isn't unincorporated yet. The exciting events in town include going to the bar, seeing the occasional weirdo on main street, or getting the only fast food at the 2 gas stations.

2. If you're reading this I can clearly tell that you have at least 3 generations of family living here, and know every single person by their first and last name. We all rot here as we wish for a Mcdonalds or a movie theater less than 30 minutes away. You guessed right when Greenwood meant there was alot of trees. Nothing short of the boondocks. Definitely a family town. But not like those cousin fuckers in Neillsville that get knocked up every week.

You know Greenwood, Wisconsin is another name for boondocks, without any docks.

by ObviouslyDontLiveHereAnymore January 17, 2019