Geektard

Somebody who is so stunningly school smart, but so sadly an idiot when it comes to street smarts.

Nick was probably the best in the 8th grade, but he was such a geektard that he never left the house.

by PokerFace21 April 4, 2009

Gleetard

A Gleetard is one who is incredibly obsessed with the show Glee.

Dude I'm such a Gleetard, I can't stop obsessing over Glee.

by ChesterRyan October 16, 2009

Greenland Grass Chewer

When your doing a girl from the back, then you spin her around and make her munch on your overgrown pubes.

N.C.V. had me chewing on his scruff until i almost choked on that shit. Im the best at the greenland grass chewer though.

by Tablet July 1, 2008

Greenland,nh

A place of about 3,000 where downtown consists of the middle school and a church. GHOP use to be downtown til it burned. Known for its farms that it doesnt even really ahve

hey wanna go to greenland,nh and do a little cow tippin bro?

by cowwtipppppinmofo September 3, 2010

Asain Greencard

The art of Raw Doggin your partner using Wasabi as lube..

She's earned her citizenship last night after I gave her the Asain Greencard

by Xsavior November 2, 2021

Greentastic

Something which is considered amazing or cool for how enviornmentally conscious, or 'green' it is.

My new Prius is greentastic!

I'm taking this carbon neutral trip to Haiti to help install solar panels, isn't that greentastic?

Forget bottled water, filtered tap water tastes greentastic!

by LilMountain April 22, 2011

Greendarien

A Greendarien is a term for being an absolute idiot.

Friend 1: Don't pull a Greendarien while you're outside.

Friend 2: Don't worry, I won't.

by cousinsorsomethingg April 15, 2021