Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014

Gradually grasping

Gradually grasping; grasping with your penis

I like to go gradually grasping especially when it's hot out.

by Personapal November 18, 2019

grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.

LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.

by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016

Grasp

Verb. Its a situation where both people understand each other but one person can’t really explain themselves.

John+Sarah. Sarah: “You ever been with your parents and just thought wow I look so much like them and got this feeling life was repeating itself or smthn?” John: Yeah I grasp. (I know what you mean, I have experienced something similar)

by BrattyBoy August 5, 2021

Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.

“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.

by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023

GRASPED

Abbreviation of "Got it, right? Art stands in pure exemplary, Dante"

"To deliver information faster than anyone... you can't afford to spell it all out. GRASPED."
- Ryoshu

by Memimuer March 22, 2023